1、Okay, but I hit a Night Fury. It's not like the last few times, Dad!
2、Stoick: I need to speak with you too, son. I think it's time you to learned to fight dragons.
3、I know it seems hopeless, but the truth is you won't always be around to protect him.
4、I'm a Viking. I'm a Viking! I did this.
5、Hiccup: Oh, the Gods hate me. Some people lose their knife or their mug. No, not me! I managed to lose an entire dragon.
6、Stoick: Stop! Just, stop! Every time you step outside disaster falls. Can you not see that I have bigger problems?
7、Snotlout: I've never seen any one mess up that badly. That helped!
8、Stoick: My father told me to bang my head against a rock, and I did it. I thought it was crazy, but I didn't question him.
9、Hiccup: Between you and me, the village could do with a little less feeding, don't you think?
10、I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms. Extra guts and glory on the side. This here. This is a talking fish bone!
11、Gobber: Now, you're thinking about this all wrong. It's not so much what you look like. It's what's inside that he can't stand.
12、Stoick: We're Vikings. It's an occupational hazard. Now who's with me? Alright...Those who stay will look after Hiccup.
13、Stoick: He'd be killed before you let the first dragon out of its cage.
14、He doesn't listen. He has the attention span of a sparrow. I take him fishing and he goes hunting for...for Trolls!
18、Please, minutes. I'll kill a dragon. My life will get infinitely better.
19、Taking down one of those would definitely get me a girlfriend.